“Cause We’re Delta Airlines, and Life is a Nightmare!”


I’ve come to realize that John Mulaney is right. 

After spending two hours with no information from the attendants due to a worldwide service outage, I have finally boarded my plane to Amsterdam. I was worried about this flight to begin with, because I had an aisle seat, and I’ve grown a partiality to window seats. But after a long and anxiety ridden delay, I arrived to my aisle seat only to find that my seat partner would soon move to a completely separate area. (I must smell bad? I don’t know.) With a window seat, some music downloaded, and Delta’s complementary sleeping mask, this flight seems like it’ll turn out alright. Even if it isn’t, at least this time my luggage isn’t ending up in a completely different country than I am!!

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